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I always find the idea of “pro-life” being against abortion being legal and “pro-choice” for it being legal as a viable choice of the mother to be entertaining.

For me, I believe the idea is not prochoice and prolife, it is prochoice and antichoice, because the idea that of the name prolife .. it implies that the other person is antilife, which could not be further from the truth.

Particularly on the conservative fringe in America who may take it to such an extreme, they claim pro-life, yet want to get rid of welfare programs for the poor, want to get rid of minimum wage because they believe these people make too much

[IF YOU MAKE THE MINIMUM WAGE OF 7.25 AN HOUR, FOR A 40 HOUR WORK WEEK YOU ARE ONLY MAKING $13,920 BUCKS FOR THE YEAR, if someone can show me how someone can make it on 13,920 bucks a year .. and take care of a family they may have..]

They wish to beat down the education system more and more…

What is it that our history and the history of nations tell us? When you invest in your education system you will see LESS people on governmental programs, the higher the education the more money you make over your lifespan, the better your education the better of a chance that you would not be a burden on the system…

What is it that our history tells us, poverty begets crime, this has been true for centuries, this is not to say that if you are poor you will commit crime, but it is true that in poorer areas of the world, or this country you will have a higher crime rate…..

The same people who wish to cut all social safety nets, cut education, cut all environmental agencies,

As George Carlin said in his video: [link]
Transcript here: … or you can just watch the video.

Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place, huh? Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re pre-born, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.

Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach “military age”. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it?They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women.They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.

Pro-life… You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus’s, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do. And, you won’t see a lot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire. You know, morally committed religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a goddamn demonstration, didn’t they?! They knew how to put on a fucking protest. Light yourself on FIRE!! C’mon, you moral crusaders, let’s see a little smoke. To match that fire in your belly.

Here’s another question I have: how come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we’re better than chickens… See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cuz chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn’t happen. ‘Cuz chickens are decent people.

But let’s get back to this abortion shit. Now, is a fetus a human being? This seems to be the central question. Well, if a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn’t count them? If a fetus is a human being, how come when there’s a miscarriage they don’t have a funeral? If a fetus is a human being, how come people say “we have two children and one on the way” instead of saying “we have three children?” People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous process. Continuous, just keeps rolling along. Rolling, rolling, rolling along.

And say you know something? Listen, you can go back further than that. What about the carbon atoms? Hah? Human life could not exist without carbon. So is it just possible that maybe we shouldn’t be burning all this coal? Just looking for a little consistency here in these anti-abortion arguments. See the really hardcore people will tell you life begins at fertilization. Fertilization, when the sperm fertilizes the egg. Which is usually a few moments after the man says “Gee, honey, I was going to pull out but the phone rang and it startled me.” Fertilization. Source:

But even after the egg is fertilized, it’s still six or seven days before it reaches the uterus and pregnancy begins, and not every egg makes it that far. Eighty percent of a woman’s fertilized eggs are rinsed and flushed out of her body once a month during those delightful few days she has. They wind up on sanitary napkins, and yet they are fertilized eggs. So basically what these anti-abortion people are telling us is that any woman who’s had more than more than one period is a serial killer! Consistency. Consistency. Hey, hey, if they really want to get serious, what about all the sperm that are wasted when the state executes a condemned man, one of these pro-life guys who’s watching cums in his pants, huh? Here’s a guy standing over there with his jockey shorts full of little Vinnies and Debbies, and nobody’s saying a word to the guy. Not every ejaculation deserves a name.

Now, speaking of consistency, Catholics, which I was until I reached the age of reason, Catholics and other Christians are against abortions, and they’re against homosexuals. Well who has less abortions than homosexuals?! Leave these fucking people alone, for Christ sakes! Here is an entire class of people guaranteed never to have an abortion! And the Catholics and Christians are just tossing them aside! You’d think they’d make natural allies. Go look for consistency in religion. And speaking of my friends the Catholics, when John Cardinal O’Connor of New York and some of these other Cardinals and Bishops have experienced their first pregnancies and their first labor pains and they’ve raised a couple of children on minimum wage, then I’ll be glad to hear what they have to say about abortion. I’m sure it’ll be interesting. Enlightening, too. But, in the meantime what they ought to be doing is telling these priests who took a vow of chastity to keep their hands off the altar boys! Keep your hands to yourself, Father! You know? When Jesus said “Suffer the little children come unto me”, that’s not what he was talking about!

So you know what I tell these anti-abortion people? I say “Hey. Hey. If you think a fetus is more important that a woman, try getting a fetus to wash the shit stains out of your underwear. For no pay and no pension.” I tell them “Think of an abortion as term limits. That’s all it is. Biological term limits.

But you know, the longer you listen to this abortion debate, the more you hear this phrase “sanctity of life”. You’ve heard that. Sanctity of life. You believe in it? Personally, I think it’s a bunch of shit. Well, I mean, life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death. Has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Christians all taking turns killing each other ‘cuz God told them it was a good idea. The sword of God, the blood of the land, vengeance is mine. Millions of dead motherfuckers. Millions of dead motherfuckers all because they gave the wrong answer to the God question. “You believe in God?” “No.” *Pdoom*. Dead. “You believe in God?” “Yes.” “You believe in my God? “No.” *Poom*. Dead. “My God has a bigger dick than your God!” Thousands of years. Thousands of years, and all the best wars, too. The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Which is fine with me. Hey, any time a bunch of holy people want to kill each other I’m a happy guy.

But don’t be giving me all this shit about the sanctity of life. I mean, even if there were such a thing, I don’t think it’s something you can blame on God. No, you know where the sanctity of life came from? We made it up. You know why? ‘Cuz we’re alive. Self-interest. Living people have a strong interest in promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred. You don’t see Abbott and Costello running around, talking about this shit, do you? We’re not hearing a whole lot from Mussolini on the subject. What’s the latest from JFK? Not a goddamn thing. ‘Cuz JFK, Mussolini and Abbott and Costello are fucking dead. They’re fucking dead. And dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life. Only living people care about it so the whole thing grows out of a completely biased point of view. It’s a self serving, man-made bullshit story.

It’s one of these things we tell ourselves so we’ll feel noble. Life is sacred. Makes you feel noble. Well let me ask you this: if everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die, where does the sacred part come in? I’m having trouble with that. ‘Cuz, I mean, even with all this stuff we preach about the sanctity of life, we don’t practice it. We don’t practice it. Look at what we’d kill: Mosquitoes and flies. ‘Cuz they’re pests. Lions and tigers. ‘Cuz it’s fun! Chickens and pigs. ‘Cuz we’re hungry. Pheasants and quails. ‘Cuz it’s fun. And we’re hungry. And people. We kill people… ‘Cuz they’re pests. And it’s fun!

And you might have noticed something else. The sanctity of life doesn’t seem to apply to cancer cells, does it? You rarely see a bumper sticker that says “Save the tumors.”. Or “I brake for advanced melanoma.”. No, viruses, mold, mildew, maggots, fungus, weeds, E. Coli bacteria, the crabs. Nothing sacred about those things. So at best the sanctity of life is kind of a selective thing. We get to choose which forms of life we feel are sacred, and we get to kill the rest. Pretty neat deal, huh? You know how we got it? We made the whole fucking thing up! Made it up! The same way… Thank you.

Yet doing what we know works to better the quality of life of people, and lessen the burden on the nation is what I promote.. I did not see any reason to write a whole bunch, if you look at the pieces linked below they go MUCH MORE in depth…


Other pieces to check out:
American is not number 1: [link]

Anti-American Me: [link]
Not fiscally conservative, fiscally pragmatic [link]
Leftist Pragmatism vs. Rightist Idealism [link]
My political ideologies: [link]
Liberals and gun ownership: [link]
Why socialism? [link]
Pure socialism vs democratic socialism [link]

Gay Rights:
Gay rights in America I: [link]
Gay rights in America II: [link]
Debate with an “ex gay” Christian convert: [link]
Gay is the New Black. my opinion: [link]

Influence map: [link]
An atheist on theism & atheism: [link]
Declaration of truth: [link]
What it means to be an atheist: [link]
Atheist leftist answers your questions...:
An atheist debates an atheist on theism: [link]

Abortion pieces:
[main piece] Abortion: [link]
Abortion stamp 1: [link]
Abortion stamp 2: [link]

Check my gallery for other pieces.

As always comrades,
Let knowledge be that truth, which portrays humanity, condemns malevolence; that respects the differences in others while abandoning the hatred and misconceptions of the past.
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MantaTheMisukitty Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is pretty much exactly, what I think too :o
AtheosEmanon Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:thumbsup: thanks for the fave.
Mike-the-cat Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
Pro quality of life. Because it's perfectly acceptable to selfishly take another's life for the sake of your own quality of life. A++ material.
AtheosEmanon Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Given your premise that of course depends on your situation.

As previous pieces stated I would much rather they abort the child than to sexually or physically abuse that child throughout their life.

Then you have some people who are okay with certain exceptions, rape and life of the mother - - with respect to your premise - of sake of the mother, then even the most conservative of states allow this exception in most medical operations if nothing can be done and there is no spouse around ...

While I am in favor of abortion remaining legal and doing whatever is possible from sex education, to ease availability of contraceptives etc to decrease the amount of abortions done - - you don't, which is fine, everyone will have their own view on any given situation - - such is life.
Mike-the-cat Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
Over 93% of all abortions are due to reasons that were easily preventable, or because convenience matters more than innocent lives. Birth control is inexpensive, even without the government's help. Your point?

Has it ever occurred to you that pragmatism can be and has been taken to unethical lengths?
Mike-the-cat Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
It says a lot about your lifestyle when you can't comprehend the idea of abstaining.
HarmonyThroughAnime Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
 abstinence only doesn't work. Schools that teach abstinence only sex ed have a higher rate of teenage pregnancy. Not to mention sex has health benefits, and what about sexual assault? in the us alone There is an average of 237,868 victims (age 12 or older) of rape and sexual assault each year. 
Mike-the-cat Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
Maybe teaching kids to eat right, and stigmatizing fad diets, steroids, laxatives, and emetics contributes to higher obesity?

Only a libtard can believe that correlation proves causation.
HarmonyThroughAnime Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
please do not use slurs in this debate and political argument If you need I can direct you to a few articles on how abstinence only programs that are taught in schools have a higher rate of teenage pregnancy and how sex ed programs that teach you to use as many contraceptives  as possible during intercourse has a larger increase in that rate. I know you don't agree with abortion  that's fine you don't have to have one but outlawing it won't solve the problem
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